Soccer AM

About You

Job title Props magician.

What does that entail? I'm the props master, I sort out props, costumes and locations. I also ring clubs for quotes and help out on shoots.

Years of service 1

Favourite film Superbad or Anchorman

Favourite show I have every spisode of Family Guy on my Sky Plus... I can't get enough of it.

Favourite band I don't really have a favourite band, but I'm listening to a lot of funky house at the moment!

Favourite Footballer Cesc Fabregas.

Which footballer past or present would you compare yourself to? Cesc Fabregas, neat and tidy on the ball, always looking to create something. Keeps it simple!

Your Idol I grew up admiring the way Patrick Vieira played.

Party trick Involves Sambuca and a small flame!!

Describe yourself in ONE word Available.

On Your Team Mates

King/Queen of banter Adam "how's your bant eeggghhhh" Smith.

Most likely to win a pub quiz Max, he's got a degree so I'm guessing he's quite clever.

Most likely to cheat at a pub quiz Me, my general knowledge isn't great... just ask some of the boys.

Worst loser I've played football with Steve before and that boy doesn't like to lose. He has a great desire to win and is very passionate when it comes to football.

Natural leader Tubes - leads by example on and off the field.

Best athlete Baby Elvis did sport at Loughborough so he must be quite athletic although that was in his younger days!

Needs to get down the gym Graham, he keeps telling me he was built like a brick-house a few years ago, not any more though.

Gift of the gab Bobbie Dazzler can talk the talk. He seems like he could woo any lady, especially with his rascal shoes!!

Ladies man Tricky Trev, on a night out a group of girls were chanting "Trevor, Trevor" he's the man.

First on the dance floor Disco Dave he's a sharp mover!

And finally, who's the longest... in the edit suite Graham, he sometimes sleeps in there or at his desk, he won't leave until everything is perfecto!